Oh f*ck

President Chen Shui-Bian and Vice President Annette Lu of Taiwan have been shot.

"They are both conscious and their lives are not in danger," Chen's chief of staff, Chiou I-jen, told a news conference.

Taiwan holds its presidential elections tomorrow.

So which party's victory is supposed to be a victory for the terrorists?

Prediction: The Kuomintang will accuse Chen of staging the assassination attempt.